A wall of males, similar to a small row of Roman legions, who take it within themselves to cock block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. Usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sunglasses regardless of a lack of lighting.
Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.
Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.
Bro-cuz, this cat obviously can't tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. Lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sunglasses, and enforce this cock blockade.
by MuckFichigan? January 7, 2011
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BlockCard is debit card that enables the card holder to spend cryptocurrency like bitcoin where major debit and credit cards are accepted. BlockCard owners use popular crypto assets to make purchases anywhere in the world major debit and credit cards are accepted. It functions just like a traditional bank issue debit card.
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Get the blockcard mug.The German Blockade is a Swift Move, Requires lots of skill, But! here it is Once Your Friend Or Enemy is sleeping, You Yank down your pants in excitment and Sqeeze a load (Bust a Nut) into their Closed eye socket; once your Friend or enemy wake up their Eye will be blocked Shut; Thus giving them a German Blockade!
Chuck: Hey Kevin I gave your Girlfriend a German Blockade!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!
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Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!
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Remember that guy who was so rude to me on Facebook that I had to block him? He sat next to me on the bus today. So blockward!
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Bob: "BLOCKADE. This hot dog is way too big! It almost got stuck in my throat like three times. I just can't swallow things this big anymore.:
Gary: "Nice Blockade, Bob."
Gary: "Nice Blockade, Bob."
by Israel Lombardozi February 3, 2003
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