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Cock blockade

A wall of males, similar to a small row of Roman legions, who take it within themselves to cock block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. Usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sunglasses regardless of a lack of lighting.

Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.
Bro-cuz, this cat obviously can't tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. Lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sunglasses, and enforce this cock blockade.
by MuckFichigan? January 7, 2011
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BlockAdBlock

A massage HTML code that is really shit to adblockers that they use blockblockadblock to block it.
BlockAdBlock is so gay I decided to block it.
by . ‍ February 15, 2019
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blockcard

BlockCard is debit card that enables the card holder to spend cryptocurrency like bitcoin where major debit and credit cards are accepted. BlockCard owners use popular crypto assets to make purchases anywhere in the world major debit and credit cards are accepted. It functions just like a traditional bank issue debit card.
I hit the bar this weekend and used bitcoin on my BlockCard to pay for drinks.
by drackcolb May 4, 2020
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German Blockade

The German Blockade is a Swift Move, Requires lots of skill, But! here it is Once Your Friend Or Enemy is sleeping, You Yank down your pants in excitment and Sqeeze a load (Bust a Nut) into their Closed eye socket; once your Friend or enemy wake up their Eye will be blocked Shut; Thus giving them a German Blockade!
Chuck: Hey Kevin I gave your Girlfriend a German Blockade!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!
by Charlesss May 31, 2007
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Blocktard

Insufferable individual endlessly ranting on about Blockchain tech and how it will change the world
"...since I saw him last he just won't shut up about crypto, he's become a complete blocktard"
by Lo_Def February 16, 2018
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blockward

The awkwardness that ensues when you encounter someone who you've previously blocked on a web site or mobile app.
Remember that guy who was so rude to me on Facebook that I had to block him? He sat next to me on the bus today. So blockward!
by bbmmrr October 9, 2015
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Blockade

Non-specific, preemptive block, preventing a "wah" for the entire statement. (See definitions of block and wah)
Bob: "BLOCKADE. This hot dog is way too big! It almost got stuck in my throat like three times. I just can't swallow things this big anymore.:

Gary: "Nice Blockade, Bob."
by Israel Lombardozi February 3, 2003
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