Blobfish

A female that wears Dad glasses and has a funky nose, much resembling those pairs of novelty joke glasses. That also spreads around two faced lies and is known to catfish.

To his horror he awoke from a drunken night to see a blobfish in bed next to him.

by Homophones August 4, 2020

blobfish

A bitch that is uglier or as ugly as a blobfish. A mega ugly bitch.
"There's plenty of fish in the sea, so you better go fishing otherwise you're gonna be left with the blobfish"

Lady Gaga is a serious Blobfish

by Period4A March 26, 2016

Blobfish

A woman who doesn't give head

Sally is a total blobfish, she doesn't like giving blowjobs

by CheckYoSelfBitch February 26, 2017

blovis

the worlds most terrible person at a game

no one can suck at a game more than that blovis mother fu*ker

by swag$hit March 27, 2020

Blobfishporn

Blobfishporn aka Levi, is the coolest, funniest person you'll ever meet.

Hey, have you met blobfishporn?
No I haven't
Dude, you're missing out!!

by Ekiriju April 18, 2021

Blobfishing

The act of making your face look like a blobfish by having a major double chin and other weird facial expressions

I look so bad I'm literally blobfishing!

by EA&EW June 25, 2017

Blobfish

Daunte is the definition of a blobfish

Daunte is in ugly blobfish

by Ayyeebroo October 3, 2017