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Semi-Blind Date

Meeting someone in person for the first after only communicating through email, text or social media applications.
The only way to be sure you're not getting Catfished is to do the Semi-Blind Date.
by CPL Punishment October 31, 2014
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blind date

This is any date at any time with any person. It could be a random person, or someone you have been dating for years. Do you ever really know the other person? I think not. Love is blind.
Dick to Susie (on a blind date after they've been dating for three months): Wanna have a three some?

Susie to Dick: Jesus you're such a dick.

Susie (to herself): When did Dick become such a perv? This was a bad idea.
by SMD6 September 24, 2008
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Blind Date

This is based on the use of the "stranger" where the male lays on his own arm to put it to sleep. Then uses his own arm to masturbate himself but here's the twist...

Lay on HER arm to put it to sleep and use one of your hands to help her stranger arm and masterbate yourself. For an extra twist - name the arm. Do this to your satisfaction.
Hey Marie - how about we try a blind date?
by Panther13 April 23, 2009
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Portuguese Blind Date

When a Portuguese man accepts a date with a Portuguese "woman" without detailed information about her penis size, and photographic proof that she has no Bhutcraq.
I thought my encounter with Calixa had turned into a Portuguese Blind Date until I felt her massive penis.
by The Goddess Bunny August 11, 2008
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Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw
"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022
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Blind date Butler

a term you use when someone picks you up or drops you off so you can go on a date/hook up
Him - wow you got to the restaurant early
Me- yeah thanks to my blind date butler
by Sexykittyluvr445 January 28, 2025
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On-Blind Date

A first face-to-face date with a stranger met online.
After weeks of instant messaging, I finally agreed to an on-blind date with this girl I met on Match.com.
by fulfreez October 13, 2011
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