blindside shit

A dump that comes from outta nowhere.

"I'm sorry I had to cut out so quick i had a blindside shit hit."

by scum_daddy November 17, 2014

blindised

To blind someone.

"That person is blind, I have blinded them." said John without a care in the world for his actions. "They have Been... BLINDISED."

by rarestofheroes January 29, 2017

blindriptide

blindriptide (verb)- 1.To seek shelter from harms way.
blindriptide (noun)- 1. Heroic man. 2. Sexy man 3. the man. 4. Better than you, for real.
blindriptide (adj.)- 1. A person by the name of brady.

The armed robber walks in the store with a large gun. woman and children scream for their lives. Then they spot blindriptide and they feel the security for the first time in their lives.

by Shalando McQuiring June 14, 2008

Bloodrider

A small group of Game of Thrones fans that couldn't come up with anything better to call them self a circle

Who are those gags? They are bloodriders

by Crow405 May 21, 2018

blindigenous

The offspring of an African American and Aboriginal American.

Blindigenous people are not blindian.

by Redneck Randle September 28, 2021

color blindie

A derogatory term for a color-blind person, depending on which colors they are unable to see. Some variations of this term include:

protan blindie - Unable to see red, green, or purple
deuter blindie - Unable to see red, green, yellow, or purple
tritan blindie - Unable to see green or yellow
achro blindie - Unable to see color

Kyle: Why is Facebook blue?
Chris: That's because Mark F-erberg is a color blindie. A protan blindie to be exact.
Random Guy: I'm unable to see color at all.
Kyle: Oho! Look what we have, an achro blindie!

by The Real Driller June 3, 2021

blindsiding the marlin

well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.

"dude after she blew me, she totally caught me off guard, blindsiding the marlin."

by susanismyalias January 5, 2010