blimpster

an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."

did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!

i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.

typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."

"are you gonna eat that?"

by block1of4 September 8, 2005

Bliesche

A mostly vague expression; generally used to express nonchalance about a topic being discussed.

She asked me how I felt about the romp; 'Bliesche', I replied.
'The world is ending!!!' 'Bliesche.'

by Infinime October 11, 2019

Coorr blimez

The modern way of saying blimey.
Commonly used in place of omg.

Carmz: Have a chip Tonez.
Tony: Coorr blimez thats tasty!
Carmz: I know Tonez, I know...

by Hoolzie Boy March 10, 2008

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.

Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.

by Zanethema September 4, 2017

Blimers

A variation of both "blimey" and "blimes".

An exclamation used whilst annoyed or agitated.

"Blimers! Someone trod on me turnips!"

by Ash-Oke October 20, 2008

Blamestorming

Business meetings that devolve into finding fault for why projects have gone wrong, rather than looking for successful results. This is also known as postmortem.

After four months of secret meetings and public blamestorming, the Legislature will adjourn, having done some favors for powerful special interests and approved a budget that spends hundreds of millions of dollars more than the state will take in.

by The Commadore September 29, 2008

cor-blimey

Interjection: "May God blind me!" was once a serious oath, not sworn in anything but earnest. It's shortening was partly to avoid offence and partly for brevity. See also gawd blimey.

Part of a song by Lonnie Donegan:
'Oh, my old man's a dustman,
He wears a dustman's hat,
He wears cor-blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat...'

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005