Bliptch

A word used to describe a snafu, silly mistake or other minor, intolerable contrivance failure.

"Oh, crap! I flushed my watch down the toilet again!"

"Way to bliptch, doofus."

by SugarDoggy April 18, 2009

Biftatron

Someone that sniffs and licks public toilet seats for sexual gratification.

Check out Roger licking than bog. He's a right biftatron!

by Chimpass January 16, 2014

Blint

Lint that accumulates in the buttcrack from clothing

Man I forgot to use a dryer sheet today, now I have blint!!

by bidetric March 13, 2022

Blistered Sister

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.

Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

Blithering

The act of speaking foolishly and without purpose, often annoying others in the process. Talking at length for the sake of hearing one's own voice.

The stupid twit wouldn't stop blithering about how 'deep' her favourite fad author is.

by FeO2 August 27, 2010

Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.

Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!

by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011

Blit

noun (VULGAR SLANG)

Slang for boi clitoris.

Found in the bussy

Oh he was twanging on my blit last night honayyyyy. My bussy is raw

by towndale October 14, 2019