bidetric's definitions

gazelling

The act of a man urinating into a bathtub in a way that looks like a gazelle from behind. This is done for various reasons, from keeping the toilet clean, to giving a larger target in the dark, or to allow standing on your toes while urinating.

I walked in to a dark bathroom to find Eric gazelling. At least there's no piss on the toilet seat.

by bidetric March 1, 2023

Blint

Lint that accumulates in the buttcrack from clothing

Man I forgot to use a dryer sheet today, now I have blint!!

by bidetric March 13, 2022