Benetta is a total babe magnet, Thee best mom, cook and lover. She's a boss Bitch who has an amazing heart. She farts like a Clydesdale, but "I don't give a fuck 'cause dayum she's fine". She's affectionately known to most as "BOOTY!" (Dat ass doe)! She is the loyalest they come, but don't cross her because she'll beat your ass into next Tuesday, cunt punt you and punch you in the dick... Twice!!
by Bthegr8est April 20, 2018
Get the benetta mug.Is a type of young woman who is very attractive or recently was much more attractive, but has squandered or damaged her appearance or reputation through the use of alcohol, drugs,too much sun and fun or some combination thereof. They are usually found in the company of douchebags. Term is derived from Yasmine Bleeth, who was a voluptuous actress on TV program "Baywatch", but after involvement with drugs and douchebag boyfriends, ended up disgraced and her looks faded. She is now the wife of a nightclub owner in Michigan.
She is such a bleeth. She's nice, but her sister is getting bleethier by the day. After 5 years of crack addiction she was completed bleethed out. Shut up you dopey bleeth!
by cheezeeporn June 25, 2008
Get the bleeth mug.An act in which one tells a joke that is either
a.) Unfunny
b.) Creates an awkward silence
c.) Goes too far
Often ends with either killing the mood, or an uncomfortable silence
a.) Unfunny
b.) Creates an awkward silence
c.) Goes too far
Often ends with either killing the mood, or an uncomfortable silence
Guy A -" You want to hear a dirty joke? I fell in some mud"
Guy B - "Hey guys, want to hear a clean joke?"
Guy A- "Dude you just did a Benetti."
Guy B - "Hey guys, want to hear a clean joke?"
Guy A- "Dude you just did a Benetti."
by bombsaces April 25, 2011
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Get the bluenette mug.Promoting racial diversity. Representing a variety of ethnic and cultural backgrounds. Showcasing the color of skin over the content of character.
by metaball November 23, 2009
Get the Benetton Ad mug.A left-handed magician, wise, dangerous (potential kidnapper), nice, former 4-star cook (porridge, noodles, chips, 5-minutes tureen).
Seems kinda dumb and shy at first but is actually pretty smart and really talkative, once he warmes up.
Despite of how talkative he can be, his texting style is as dry as the Sahara and you might think that he doesn't like you, solely based on his texting style. On top of that he types really really slowly.
Sometimes he's really moody and unbearable. In moments like that you might feel a very strong urge to high five him... with a chair... in his face. If you're unlucky, he might even ignore you for a whole month straight.
But once you got through that and annoyed him long enough, so he can't ignore you anymore and decides to go back to being friends with you, you can consider yourself very lucky.
You can only bene(t)fit from being friends with him. He's always very nice, polite and funny, will support you with everything you wanna do (except it's a really dumb idea), supports you, will never ever be seriously mean or disrespectful to you and buys you pretzels.
He's also extremely good looking and has a tremendously huge ass. (but don't tell him that, it'll boost his ego too much).
To summarise everything: Benet is some very complicated at first, but if you hang in there, you'll have an awesome friend.
It is highly recommended to befriend a Benet.
But not my Benet.
I don't like to share my friends and will come for you.
Seems kinda dumb and shy at first but is actually pretty smart and really talkative, once he warmes up.
Despite of how talkative he can be, his texting style is as dry as the Sahara and you might think that he doesn't like you, solely based on his texting style. On top of that he types really really slowly.
Sometimes he's really moody and unbearable. In moments like that you might feel a very strong urge to high five him... with a chair... in his face. If you're unlucky, he might even ignore you for a whole month straight.
But once you got through that and annoyed him long enough, so he can't ignore you anymore and decides to go back to being friends with you, you can consider yourself very lucky.
You can only bene(t)fit from being friends with him. He's always very nice, polite and funny, will support you with everything you wanna do (except it's a really dumb idea), supports you, will never ever be seriously mean or disrespectful to you and buys you pretzels.
He's also extremely good looking and has a tremendously huge ass. (but don't tell him that, it'll boost his ego too much).
To summarise everything: Benet is some very complicated at first, but if you hang in there, you'll have an awesome friend.
It is highly recommended to befriend a Benet.
But not my Benet.
I don't like to share my friends and will come for you.
Friend 1: "I have this new friend, but I don't think he likes me too much. he always replies late and really dry"
Friend 2: "Hang in there, he's a Benet."
Friend 2: "Hang in there, he's a Benet."
by kuhaf March 16, 2021
Get the Benet mug.A word used by George Holland at Chaucer Technology College, in Canterbury. This word was used in an angry argument between the teacher and the student. The meaning is to put something off and answer back.
'But Sir..'
'STOP BLEETING.'
'STOP BLEETING.'
by Christopher Haore February 18, 2009
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