by Gunner March 10, 2004

A common kitchen appliance that is considered by people who would know to be much less elegant than toasters.
Also, the nickname of a certain low down dirty whore who happens to reside in Hinton James at UNC Chapel Hill.
Also, the nickname of a certain low down dirty whore who happens to reside in Hinton James at UNC Chapel Hill.
by KingMarshall December 28, 2005

Make a mold of your dick into a dildo and stick it onto a blender. Have your best friends grandma sit on the blender and put it on "crush ice"
by POONISAUR October 23, 2011

Similar to the helicopter, The Blender is a sexual position wherein the giving party lays down with penis vertical and erect. The taker then inserts the penis in whatever oraphus they choose and spins on the dick with limbs up in the air mimicking the blades at the bottom of a conventional kitchen blender).
"Hey Travis, let's do The Blender, but this time, be sure to get your legs all the way up!"
"Well, there's nothing else to do"
"Well, there's nothing else to do"
by Chupalo September 2, 2005

"OH MY GOD! Blendering was so awesome last night! I still have nachos in my hair..."
person 2: "Gross"
camera man: ;)
person 2: "Gross"
camera man: ;)
by TeacherBigRed!;) August 9, 2012

by not not not benjamin December 28, 2021

I had a blender last night
by Richard Black December 30, 2003
