Blastoise

When you vomit and diarrhoea at the same time,

Shit I'm going to Blastoise I should take my clothes off and get in the bath so I don't make a mess everywhere

I took at shit the other day that stank so much I puked all down myself, it went on my dick, nasty Blastoise

by phelm September 29, 2012

Blastoise

The sexual act in where a man deprives himself of any sort of sexual activity for 3 months for the sole purpose of saving up sperm, then, with he's with his main biddie, he busts it all off on her face like a hydro pump!

"Yo that bitch Susmita? Yeah I gave her a fucking Blastoise, blat blat blat!"

by Bloood October 30, 2010

blastoiseing

When u puss all over your partner, whilst saying you don't have enough badges to train me.

I was blastoiseing my girl so hard last night.

by Bull111117 January 25, 2017

Blastoise King

Homosexual, a slur used to someone who is an idiot and should shut up.

You are SO Blastoise king!

by Blastoise King April 19, 2006

beastipedophiliac

a person who enjoys sexual intercourse with dead baby animals.i.e road kill kittens

omg hes raping that road kill kitten hes such an beastipedophiliac

by werdanny June 2, 2008

Blastie

A shot in pool with epic proportions. When no ball is clearly sinkable, a shot with full strength is made with high hopes. If this shot is made and one of your balls is sunk, then it is referred to as an epic blastie.

It is also roughly used in other various sports or occasions involving alcohol.

"Yo, Blastie that shit."
"Blastie! Blastie! Blastie!
"Oooooooooooh! Epic Blastie!"

by kevin malky March 31, 2008

Blastoise

Blastoise, a pre- evolution of the pokemon Wartortle. This pokemon looks super badass and cool and its Hydro Pump will knock your fucking teeth out.

Blastoise just learned Hydro Pump!

Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon!

by Legs You Legend October 29, 2009