BlastphamousHD

A reaction channel on YouTube. Is probably related to Jared Fogle.

Yo, you heard about BlastphamousHD?
Yeah man, which one the reactor or the pedo?

by Dark Roasted Coffee July 1, 2017

Blastoise

When someone is very inebriated, to the point that being a Pokemon makes complete sense.

Dad: Son, where are you?
Son: Father, I am Blastoise
Dad: Oh, lol, have fun

by Daski May 3, 2011

Blancopia

Fear of a white cop

Overcome with blancopia, the youngster started to run as fast as possible in the direction of home.. praying to make it to safety.

by Created for a purpose October 16, 2020

blastoids

Blastoids: to get extreamly drunk or high, inebriated. To the point you can not talk or walk

Jimmy: Hey, Im bored lets do something.
Tommy: I got a idea lets get blastoids beyond recognition.

by Chazly December 16, 2008

Blastoise

Verb used during a game of Super Smash Brothers Melee when a Blastoise is being used to Pwn someone see Pwn

Man1: Holy Fucking Christ!
Man2: You so got Blastoised dude!

by Chris Schanley March 22, 2005

Blastoise

When you vomit and diarrhoea at the same time,

Shit I'm going to Blastoise I should take my clothes off and get in the bath so I don't make a mess everywhere

I took at shit the other day that stank so much I puked all down myself, it went on my dick, nasty Blastoise

by phelm September 29, 2012

Blastoise

The sexual act in where a man deprives himself of any sort of sexual activity for 3 months for the sole purpose of saving up sperm, then, with he's with his main biddie, he busts it all off on her face like a hydro pump!

"Yo that bitch Susmita? Yeah I gave her a fucking Blastoise, blat blat blat!"

by Bloood October 30, 2010