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Blapping

The slapping of a woman's (or man's) butt in the middle of having buttsex.
Yo man last night was amazing, my girlfriend wanted me to keep blapping her!
by Pwnanater1985 March 29, 2010
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Micro-Blarfing

Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.
I just started micro-blarfing my life and no one is following me.
by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009
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blapping

1){v.} present tense form of the verb blapp! Smacking around the face (mostly lips and forehead) with one's erect penis. Hand must be firmly pressed down and wrapped around the base of the shaft of said erect penis.

NOTE: The person on the receiving end of the "BLAPpstick" must be female and also must enjoy being "blapped" in order to actually call it "blapping"

2){verb} to yell loudly out the window of one's car in the general direction of any lurkers that look like they need to be blapped, the word "BLAPp!"
(1)Jane Doe was giggling hysterically last night when Joe Schmo came over after work and started blapping her in the forhead with his Blappstick.

(2) Although, she was walking on the other side of the street, Jane Doe could hear Joe Schmo "Blapping" the girls in gym class while driving by in his Cherry Red Corvette.
by Gary Redecker March 14, 2008
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Blarfingargin

the act of ritual bonding that ends with simultaneous orgasm.
The couple will now attempt a Blarfingargin
by TheAquaDome March 29, 2010
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BLURPING

A vaginal blood clot during a menstrual cycle added with a bad fart asshole
pain.
She is blurping right now.
by FRANCESCAVARFALLMEEVA September 7, 2022
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Blarking

A god given gift to completely fuck someones day.
Holy shit, I just got blarked. My day is so blarked up now. Blarking has gotten outta control
by King Chad July 21, 2010
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Blaring

Used as an adjective. Beyond and superior to realistic measures to the point of irony. Intending to be ironic. As a joke or for just descriptions.
Originated from a classmates car he owned it high school.

"It was an '87 Camaro LT 5 speed. Stocked with a BLARING 2.8 Liter engine!!!"

"Oh here comes that BLARING fast Camaro!"

"What's the problem officer? Did you see a BLARING Blue Camaro fly by here? No I didn't, oh wait an 80s LT camaro? YEAH? Clocked him in the school zone...little racer was blaring thru it at 10 under!
by Grady G January 24, 2008
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