Blasty McNasty

Any person having an extremely great time at a party or event would be known as having a Blasty McNasty.

A heightened sense of crunk.

I had a Blasty McNasty at the party last night.

My birthday was a Blasty McNasty.

by coffeesamuri February 2, 2010

blasty

a combination of the words "black" and "nasty"

I went to McDonalds and this nigga standing in front of me smelled blasty as hell.

by epiicisfail April 26, 2011

Blaptise

When a member of the church slaps you on the face with his genitalia

Derek the priest: I had such fun with that altar boy yesterday.
Man: Did you Blaptise him?

by RadicalPlatypus February 27, 2017

Blaptist

A person that will only use drugs intravenously because of their strong beliefs and extensive knowledge from experience.

No thank you. I appreciate your offer to smoke meth. But, I'm a Blaptist and I won't be converted. I don't smoke meth. I blap that shit.

by So Short March 13, 2019

Blappy

A blappy is a big gun

I saw that nigga and had to pull out the blappy

by jarlor cramps January 9, 2023

pyroclastic nasty blasty

When you eat spicy food and the next day you take a poop and the spices from the food make your booty hole hurt and the poop is also explosive in nature.

"Hey guys, it's Fartnpoopnman, today I'm gonna be filling my turlet with a Pyroclastic Nasty Blasty cause of all the Mexican food I ate last night"

by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023

blasty

a nasty blowjob. one that leaves a mess of saliva, usually the result of heavy deep throating.

my girlfriend got on her knees and gave me one hell of a blasty last night!

by captain corndog36 April 13, 2011