Blanket boxing

When someone is jacking it so hard that it looks like they are boxing the blanket

"I wanna be a blanket boxer when I grow up", said Johnny.

"I really need to stop leaving you home when daddy and his friends are drinking" sighed his mother

"You would never guess what Matt was doin when I walked into the room." "Lemme guess, he was blanket boxing." "How did you know?" "Cuz he loves men"

by Badbrehm May 26, 2013

Meat Blanket

An excessively fleshy person who manages to drape themselves over their (usually unwilling) surroundings. May or may not be accompanied by unwanted fluids, such as sweat, onion dip or . . .

Ken needed to use the restroom, but the meat blanket in the aisle seat had cut off his only escape route.

by geodave June 16, 2016

Slava's Blanket

1. When one man is covered with a wet naked man in order to sleep at night.

It was so hot in Russia, i could not sleep without my slava's blanket.

by joey thumbs July 8, 2012

fish blanket

When a girl squirts on you while you are asleep.

Boyfriend: I slept well last night because it was warm, but it smelt like fish.

Girlfriend: Oh! I suppose you like my fish blanket!

by Ratatoullie March 12, 2016

Dick blanket

When a dude has a long nappy un-tamed overgrown beard for keeping dicks warm.

That dude is so gay he grew a dick blanket.

by Honey badger January 14, 2013

Slut Blanket

A drunk bitch that falls on you at a party and either can't or won't take her limp body off of you.

I so wanted to come help you out with beer pong man, but i was covered by this slut blanket and just couldn't get her off!!

by Mizz Reed July 25, 2009

wet blanket

A negative person who tends to ruin other people's good times.

Don't let Joseph come on the Vegas trip, he's only going to be a wet blanket and take the fun out of everything.

by FHOIA September 16, 2005