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blastard

One who blares rap music at full volume with all windows open in his car, much to the annoyance of anyone else in a 30-foot radius.

Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.
My drive from Atlanta to Orlando was plagued by the presence of a blastard that stuck by me on the highway the whole time. Now there's 8 hours I can't get the fuck back.
by FrackLuke March 17, 2013
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Beantard

Extremely disabled Mexican uncapable of being sophisticated and educated
Border patrol:look at them god damn beantards tryin to cross the river with water wings
by Johnny bojangles October 8, 2009
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blacktard

Similar to a 'mental retardation', however, characterized by overuse of hip hop terms and showing little hope for in-depth cognitive function.
Caucasian blacktard: "Yo, I did fail dat math test but itz all good cause datz how I roll. lol"

Asian blacktard: "Fo real, these 22" rims will fit on my civic, playa, don't hate."

Grandpa: You can tell me about the concert without sounding like such a blacktard.
by Tedro357 February 16, 2009
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blacktarded

that time when you become tired and lazy, mostly late at nite, when your typing and/or speech is less than satisfactory or slurred resulting in a mixture of ebonics and mentally-challenged English
You could tell it was getting late and Liz was becoming blacktarded when she wrote ' drop the philasiapino, u be too hizzot for thizzat shizznat.. ya hurd? go out with some one pretty, in ur league, stop going for ugly bitches (bitches as girls who have McAttitude problems) '
by Baby Cub October 25, 2007
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blinktard

someone who unknowingly drives around with their turn signal blinking for a long period of time
I got really ticked off today in traffic as I was stuck behind a blinktard on the expressway and it took me ten minutes to figure out he wasn't turning. That blinktard!
by seananigans July 7, 2008
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Blanchard Oklahoma

A Small town in Central Oklahoma, just 15 minutes from, known, Norman, Oklahoma (home of OU). I have lived there for 18 years, grew up here. Its one of those towns where everybody knows everybody, literally, and their addresses, and their past. Its a quickly growing town, but still only 2 stop lights. It has a subway, and sonic, and other than the family owned restaraunts thats about it. Its a charming place to live, and the schools are nice and small. Though because everyone knows eveyrone, the teachers dont take their job that serious, and a few have been fired for having affairs, and or, sleeping with high schoolers.(like i said, everyone knows everyone). Though it is just a small town containing one grocery store, and 2 gas stations. It has appr. 8 churches. Very much into their religion (tho the kids are awfully rambunxious) I would never call anywhere but here my hometown. Even tho i am living in korea for 2 years (husband in the army). that is my home.
by Amber McKnight August 10, 2008
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fat blanchard

A situation in which someone finds themself trapped on the toilet next to an empty toilet paper roll.
"Honey, I seem to be experiencing a fat blanchard, could you bring me some toilet paper?"
by Dual K October 23, 2006
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