Social Blackout

Deactivating social networking profiles for e.g Facebook which connects you with your friends for temporary period just to stay isolated is known as Social Blackout. Extreme Social Blackouts results in switching off the cellphone or worst case scenario going to a place without telling anyone for temporary period of time.

Michelle: Where were you yesterday? I dropped a lot of text messages, even your facebook profile was deactivated. Is everything alright?
Jim: Don't worry. I'm alright now. A thought was troubling my head from so long so i gone for a Social Blackout.
Michelle: Baby, you can ask me to come over. You know i got so much worried about you.

by Reet Awwsum August 12, 2013

Strategic Blackout

(N) When you find yourself a party with two or more people that think you are 'serious' with them, leaving you with only one logical choice: to blackout, so you don't need to choose one/ make things awkward for the future. Tryna f(x).

Hogarth: Dude, fuck. Both Nicole AND Alex are at this party and they both think we have something going. I can't let either one of them see me with the other.

P-Rod: Isn't it obvious, asshole? You need a STRATEGIC BLACKOUT.

Hogarth: Holy fuck, you fucking genius, pass me the fucking Wolfschmidt.

P-rod: I deserve a Nobel Fucking Peace Prize.

Hogarth: I fucked ur mom loljk.

by Animalcrackers April 26, 2014

Shit-Snack Blackout

The act of eating excessive amounts of unhealthy foods, to the point of blacking out. This is commonly seen and experienced at local county fairs. This act can also be experienced by over-fed animals exhibited in Fair Petting Zoos.

I cant believe I ate that Doughboy,Sausage Bomb,Frozen Custard, and Carmel Apple. Dude, I am totally about to fall into a Shit-Snack Blackout.

Holy shit! That kangaroo at the petting zoo is in a shit-snack blackout.

by Mermaid72 September 6, 2009

Social Media Blackout

When a group of friends agree to restrict all social media activity for a given event.

Social Media Blackout A group of guys went to Las Vegas for a bachelor party and agreed to a social medial blackout.

by AndyC72 January 8, 2015

Sportscenter Blackout

When you avoid Sportscenter for a few days following a game, trade or other sporting event that upsets you or went directly against a team you root for.

Me: Melo's goin' to the Knicks!!!
Pete: Dude, I'm a Nuggets fan. I hate you and I'm going on Sportscenter Blackout for a few days now.

by shmek March 8, 2011

sober blackout

a blackout state achieved by witnessing other inebriated persons do unspeakably awkward and socially appalling things. Witnessing the drunken absurdity throws the sober observer into a temporary state of shock, immediately followed a prolonged state of blackout.

Note: it is not necessary to consume alcohol in order to reach a state of sober blackout

"YES. It is called a sober blackout and I have had several of them...many of them at pub nite."

by SFSWATdfks August 20, 2012

spiritual blackout

One who's level of spirituality causes temporary loss of consciousness.

Let's get super spiritual and blackout!
He has spiritual blackouts all the time.

by Tattooedteddybear March 14, 2017