Definitions by Mermaid72

scarent 

A parent who rules through fear.

Bobby's dad yelled at him for dropping his ice cream. He's a nasty scarent.

That kid is afraid of his own shadow. Must be because his dad is a scarent.

scarent by mermaid72 January 24, 2010

Dung-a-ling 

The act of having to take a dump, mid-phone conversation.

I totally pulled a Dung-a-ling when Joe P called to talk to me about the play-off tickets.

She was telling me how much she loves me on the phone- meanwhile, I was secretly pulling off a Dung-a-ling.

Dung-a-ling by mermaid72 January 4, 2010

snack paw 

The coating left behind on your fingertips after eating snack food.

Those Cheetos gave me a total snack paw and I could no longer use the remote control with my right hand.

I wanted to rub my eyes, but I had a nasty case of snack paw.

snack paw by Mermaid72 December 13, 2009

Shit-Snack Blackout 

The act of eating excessive amounts of unhealthy foods, to the point of blacking out. This is commonly seen and experienced at local county fairs. This act can also be experienced by over-fed animals exhibited in Fair Petting Zoos.

I cant believe I ate that Doughboy,Sausage Bomb,Frozen Custard, and Carmel Apple. Dude, I am totally about to fall into a Shit-Snack Blackout.

Holy shit! That kangaroo at the petting zoo is in a shit-snack blackout.

Shit-Snack Blackout by Mermaid72 September 6, 2009