Vin: "Hey Eric, wanna go over to A.J.'s place and watch HIMYM?"
Eric: "Nah, man, he's a DVR-Tard...he never remembers to fast-forward the commercials."
Eric: "Nah, man, he's a DVR-Tard...he never remembers to fast-forward the commercials."
by shmek November 30, 2010
When you avoid Sportscenter for a few days following a game, trade or other sporting event that upsets you or went directly against a team you root for.
Me: Melo's goin' to the Knicks!!!
Pete: Dude, I'm a Nuggets fan. I hate you and I'm going on Sportscenter Blackout for a few days now.
Pete: Dude, I'm a Nuggets fan. I hate you and I'm going on Sportscenter Blackout for a few days now.
by shmek February 22, 2011
The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.
"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
by shmek October 27, 2017
A lover or boyfriend/girlfriend that has reached the status of being "In a Relationship" with you on Facebook.
Ron: WHAT?? My brother is in a relationship? W.T.Fucks?
Eric: What, you didn't know?
Ron: No, I knew he was sort of dating someone but I didn't know they were face boo's.
Eric: Haha, that's rich.
Ron: Us gays make the best nicknames!!!
Eric: What, you didn't know?
Ron: No, I knew he was sort of dating someone but I didn't know they were face boo's.
Eric: Haha, that's rich.
Ron: Us gays make the best nicknames!!!
by shmek April 07, 2011
An act wherein one tweets lies, bullshit, or statements that incite violence whilst on the toilet (preferably a golden one).
Also known as "shit spewing out both ends"
Also known as "shit spewing out both ends"
The president-elect had a trumpkin earlier when he made fun of SNL--yet again--from his golden throne at 3:30am.
by shmek December 08, 2016