The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.
"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
by shmek October 26, 2017
An act wherein one tweets lies, bullshit, or statements that incite violence whilst on the toilet (preferably a golden one).
Also known as "shit spewing out both ends"
Also known as "shit spewing out both ends"
The president-elect had a trumpkin earlier when he made fun of SNL--yet again--from his golden throne at 3:30am.
by shmek December 08, 2016
A lover or boyfriend/girlfriend that has reached the status of being "In a Relationship" with you on Facebook.
Ron: WHAT?? My brother is in a relationship? W.T.Fucks?
Eric: What, you didn't know?
Ron: No, I knew he was sort of dating someone but I didn't know they were face boo's.
Eric: Haha, that's rich.
Ron: Us gays make the best nicknames!!!
Eric: What, you didn't know?
Ron: No, I knew he was sort of dating someone but I didn't know they were face boo's.
Eric: Haha, that's rich.
Ron: Us gays make the best nicknames!!!
by shmek April 25, 2011
When you avoid Sportscenter for a few days following a game, trade or other sporting event that upsets you or went directly against a team you root for.
Me: Melo's goin' to the Knicks!!!
Pete: Dude, I'm a Nuggets fan. I hate you and I'm going on Sportscenter Blackout for a few days now.
Pete: Dude, I'm a Nuggets fan. I hate you and I'm going on Sportscenter Blackout for a few days now.
by shmek March 08, 2011
Vin: "Hey Eric, wanna go over to A.J.'s place and watch HIMYM?"
Eric: "Nah, man, he's a DVR-Tard...he never remembers to fast-forward the commercials."
Eric: "Nah, man, he's a DVR-Tard...he never remembers to fast-forward the commercials."
by shmek December 01, 2010