BlackBerranoia

A condition that a BlackBerry owner experiences when a certain amount of time goes by and there are no signs of any calls, text messages, IM's, Facebook notifications, etc. and one becomes paranoid and starts to panic thinking that their phone service is cut off.

James: Yo I haven't received any text messages, any IM's, or Facebook notifications in the past 5 minutes...I think Verizon just disconnected my phone service!!

Patrick: man are you serious?

James: yeah this is crazy....oh wait I just got a text message right now!

Patrick: man you just had a case of BlackBerranoia!!

by Douglas GoodBeard June 21, 2009

blackbangtan

The ship name for the South Korean girl group BLΛƆKPIИK and the South Korean boy group BTS.

Instagram has so many Blackbangtan fan accounts, is shipping BTS and BLΛƆKPIИK that popular?

by XxGucci_QueenXx January 10, 2018

BlackBerry Fade

The act of a person slowly and breifly fading out of a conversation to glance down and check for any possible notifications on their BlackBerry phone.

I was telling Jeff about my trip to Vegas, then he pulled a Blackberry fade and totally forgot what I was talking about!

by thee_jester July 7, 2009

Blackberry blindness

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?
Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

by PositiveZero April 11, 2008

blackberry freeze

the situation that occurs when someone is participating in another activity (exe. walking, talking, working out, etc.) and realizes that they have email, facebook notifications, etc. on their blackberry, and is forced to stop their current activity and respond to multiple forms of communication on their blackberry before returning to their original task.

Look at that idiot stopped in the crosswalk, he pulled out his blackberry, saw his messages, and now is stuck in a blackberry freeze right in the middle of the street.

by DudeWithABlackBerry March 6, 2009

backfart

When you lay on your back on tile and move your back up and down, making a farting noise

Hey let me backfart in your kitchen.

by Noggle123 May 30, 2018

Blackaroni and Cheese

African American macaroni and cheese. Contrary to advertisement, Kraft does not make the cheesiest macaroni and cheese, Black people do.

Ashwin: I went over to Tycon's bbq and ate some Blackaroni and cheese. It was dank but I feel like shit.

Maulik: That's what you get for going to Tycon's bbq.

by Rohlin July 26, 2012