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bitchtrionics

Pathetic, melodramatic, temper-tantrum, super-seizure bitch-like behavior unbecoming of a man.
"You and your fuckin' bitchtrionics, like a fuckin' baby girl having a seizure, shut-the-fuck-up, dude! I don't want to hear about Heather any-fucking-more!"
by gulfcoastlooter June 12, 2008
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bitchship

They are not in a relationship or a sexual relationship but yet when one person in the bitchship does something with a member of the opposite sex the other member of the bitchship has a bitchfit.
Megan: Gage, I hear you have been sleeping in candace's room lately at college.

Gage: Okay but we haven't had sex yet.

Megan: Yea but you have been hooking up with her.

Gage: But megan, me and you broke up.

Megan: I don't give a fuck, you suck!!!

Gage: K, peace bitch!!!

Megan: Fuck you, we're done.

*Megan says they are done but they were already broken up! This is a prime example of a bitchship where one member of the bitchship has a bitchfit.
by snox28 December 15, 2010
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Bitchstick

Yo Cynthia looks so hot today she must be wearing her bitchstick

Yo let me borrow your bitchstick I’m going out to pick up daddies, I need new shoes.
by Originalanaconda February 10, 2020
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BitchScript

Handwriting that is too fancy, too neat, or too pretty to be from the person who wrote it; Feminine like handwriting; A male that has feminie like handwriting.

A female from the urban subculture that creates an elaborate false testimony, in order to save themselves from accusation and/or to accuse or condemn other parties.
Hey man your writing is either BitchScript or I need to meet the lady that wrote this, because she has gotta be a hottie...

Deborah was giving the police the BitchScript like she did not do anything wrong...
by Pointcrossed November 19, 2005
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bitchtrap

1. Orifice found in the lower part of the face of certain mammals. The bitchtrap is found as frequently - if not more frequently - in males as in females. From this hole comes a distinctly shrill stream of mewling, plaintive noise - 'bitchery'. It is almost always open when it should be shut, and it often requires outside assistance to this end.

2. The possessor of a such a whine-hole.
Bob: "I hate my job. God I hate my job. My job sucks. We need new ice cube trays. I'm having a Random Organ Pain."

Phil: "Bob, please shut your bitchtrap right now lest I shut it for you."
by Capa Boobarang July 20, 2008
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bitchslip

A bitchy girl who thinks she's not being a bitch that day.
"You're such a bitch!"
"Today? No I'm not!!"
"That's how bitchy you normally are! That you don't even REALIZE your bitchslips!!!"
by turrrrible October 8, 2013
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bitchstick

like a fishstick, but minus the fish, and plus a really bitchy chick. used to express dislike or frustration with a person for which you are not fond of. generally used to describe a female.
boy: "hey mary told me your pregnant"
girl: "i am not! mary is such a bitchstick"
by air_conditioning January 20, 2009
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