bitchstick

like a fishstick, but minus the fish, and plus a really bitchy chick. used to express dislike or frustration with a person for which you are not fond of. generally used to describe a female.

boy: "hey mary told me your pregnant"
girl: "i am not! mary is such a bitchstick"

by air_conditioning January 20, 2009

Bitchstick

lipstick that makes you look like a hot bitch

Yo Cynthia looks so hot today she must be wearing her bitchstick

Yo let me borrow your bitchstick I’m going out to pick up daddies, I need new shoes.

by Originalanaconda February 10, 2020

Bitchstick

A large blunt weapon used to beat the ever-loving sh*t outta people.

A bitchstick can be another name for the Gravity Hammer from Halo 3.

by Jesus H. P. Lovecraft Christ July 02, 2008

Bitchsticks

A friendly way to call someone a bitch, like a nickname for a frenemie

Hey, bitchsticks, hows your mom

by JoeylikesArson January 08, 2022

Bitchstick

Bitchstick is a slang word used for 'tampon'.

Oh shizz, Aunty Flo came early, do you have any bitchsticks on you?

by emc23 August 17, 2010

Bitchstick

1- A stick that is used to hit someone who is being a bitch

2- A phrase used to express joy at owning somebody

3- The stick shoved up someone's ass at birth, causing them to be complete bitches.

1- Calm down or I'll hit you with the bitchstick, Greg!

2- YES! That fool just got hit with the bitchstick!

3- Geez, that chick got one too many hits with the bitchstick as a baby.

by Eddie Cranshaw September 05, 2010

Bitchstick

1.) A stick from a bitchtree, unique evergreens that grown in The Forest of Bitch. Swole construction workers named Karen come into this forest daily and harvest it's wood to be used by the insatiable hellhounds of capitalism. Deforestation is fun, kids!
2.) A derogatory phrase to be used when "bitch" is simply not enough.

With muscly strength, Karen stripped the bitchtree of it's bark and bitchsticks.
Jojo was being such a bitchstick today!

by anonymous November 06, 2022