Bitchaversary

This is without the darkest day in a man's life. The bitchaversary marks the exact date that a man's woman, who seems to be a faithful damsel, decides to toy around with another man's meat and swallow his brain rain, which is clearly inferior to yours. This whored out yeti then proceeds to leaving you, for a man she met less than three hours ago, which feels worse than being raped by a elephant in the sub-tropical region of Africa. The bitchaversary also normally marks the day when the honorable man sheds bro tears.

Yeah man its my fuckin' Bitchaversary

by africanchild April 15, 2011

bitchfacehoebag

a person that you hate so much that you have to use two vulgar words smushed together just to describe them

I hate you so much, you're such a bitchfacehoebag! GO JUMP OFF A ROOF AND DIE!

by FTWagainststaceyhoffman October 22, 2008

Señor Bitchface

Professional European football player David Villa (pronunciation in english: Dahveed Veeah).

Currently playing on club level for wonderful F. C. Barcelona in Spain in La Liga (also called Primera Division) and has been a consistent player for the Spanish national team (with the number 7 on his shirt).

Villa is commonly known and also very famous for his ability to make bitchfaces.

Villa has been awarded 1st place in the "bitchface" category and is without arguing and the leading expert in his field. (See winning pictures on www.kickette.com).

Villa has therefore been given the name "Señor Bitchface".

Google him online and you'll see the pictures with Señor Bitchface (posted on www.kickette.com on a few different occasions) and don't forget to look at Fernando Torres's bitchfaces too while you're at it (2nd place).

by Barcelista June 15, 2010

bitchkateers

Combination of bitch and musketeer.

1. A cabal whose unifying theme is their shared need to complain.

2. The group of people you call, text or email when you feel the need to bitch about something.

- coined by Alison the Angry Redhead on August 22, 2005.

This blog will have no useful purpose. It will simply provide my fellow bitchkateers and I with a forum for discussing what the hell is wrong with people.

by iiams September 10, 2005

bitchbag

A term used to describe a woman, generally over 40 who, after years of reckless partying and drug abuse, decides that instead of realizing that she looks like a saggy leather purse in a dead end job, acts as if she were an attractive, popular 20-something hottie. A typical bitchbag makes pathetic attempts at connecting with youth, including creating myspace and facebook pages, and also listens to top 40 hits like Flo Rida, Chris Brown and Souja Boy, text messages constantly to anyone who will have sex with her, and makes a point to tell everyone around her about her sexual and social activities. Bitchbags also focus entirely on themselves and their perceived popularity, and will neglect personal relationships (husbands, children) and work in order to act as if they were sexy and wanted. A bitchbag is a sad, withered husk of a human who may have become something. Stay away from bitchbags at all costs.

"Man, ever since Raylee got her laptop and started chatting on sexu.com, she's left her husband and neglected work entirely. She acts as if she were 25 and treats everybody like shit."

"Yeah, she's a total bitchbag."

by rickroll810 October 15, 2008

bitchanees

when your bitches speak, and or when they complain are being annoying that is the language they are speaking

"dude your a dum ass"
" sorry I can't understand you, why don't you try speaking english instead of bitchanees

by whodaplaya June 4, 2015

Bitchale

The act of taking a hit but not inhaling it, therefore wasting some of the substance you are smoking. Applies to vapes, joints, cigs, or any smokable drug.

Chris has no idea how to smoke, he keeps on bitchaling and wasting our weed!

Hey! Don't bitchale bro, let me teach you how to take a good hit.

by CeReal20 September 19, 2020