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bitchmonkey

Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.
"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."
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bitchmade

Made in the likeness of a bitch; to act like a bitch ; cowardly.
You bitchmade ass nigga why you aint hit that foo???!!
by A. Reyes August 16, 2004
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bitchmood

When someone, typically a woman, is in a mood where everything either bug her, irritate her, get on her nerves, or all of the above. They will then, eventually over time, lash out to those who listen and the wraith of their bitchiness will turn to you. You are then, inadvertently, the target of their bitchiness.
I didn't do anything, I'm just listening and agreeing with you. Why are you attacking me? You must be in a bitchmood.
by Ididntdoit June 17, 2007
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Bitchmouth

Organ of the human body commonly used in the exchange of ignorant, irreverent, or dimwitted information.
Shut your bitchmouth, asshead!
by thekaji October 8, 2008
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Bitchaversary

This is without the darkest day in a man's life. The bitchaversary marks the exact date that a man's woman, who seems to be a faithful damsel, decides to toy around with another man's meat and swallow his brain rain, which is clearly inferior to yours. This whored out yeti then proceeds to leaving you, for a man she met less than three hours ago, which feels worse than being raped by a elephant in the sub-tropical region of Africa. The bitchaversary also normally marks the day when the honorable man sheds bro tears.
Yeah man its my fuckin' Bitchaversary
by africanchild April 15, 2011
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Bitchmont

A school of girls who are stuck up, and lack sportsmanship
That girl looks like she is from Bitchmont
by croontrigger June 14, 2018
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Bitch Move

1)Something that a homo rapper would do.
2)Any cowardly action that is intended to adversely affect another.
3)An abject act only benefiting oneself
1)"You studied my rhymes, then you laid the vocals after mine. That's a bitch move something that a homo rapper would do" - Canibus
2)Since Jake failed miserably to get this girl, he decided to do a bitch move and cockblock on anyone who tried to get with her
3)To make herself look good, she did a bitch move blamed others for her lies and mistakes.
by Young October 4, 2004
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