bitchibetes

The bad mood brought on by a lack of food.

We'd better find a Taco Bell before my boyfriend gets bitchibetes.

by Nathan Maharaj January 4, 2009

bitchecker

A guy who thinks he's a hacker just because he claims to have a program which can delete other people's hard drive if you know their IP, but doesn't know basic computer knowledge (how to say DSL; what's his own IP; difference between a kick and a ping timeout...) and ends up just making a fool of himself.
Based on someone who went to the channel #stopHipHop, threatened to use his program on someone else, but ended up using the program on himself and deleting his hard-drive. Currently missing. The log of the event can be easily found on the Internet.

* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
(...)
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
(...)
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
(...)
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

by Captain Sham May 17, 2005

bitchcess

one who is both a bitch and a princess.

Quit you're complaining and don't be such a bitchcess!

by Kendra July 15, 2004

Bitchable

1. Someone who is easy to bitch about.
2. You can constantly think of horrible things to say about them.

"Omggg that guy is sooo bitchable, I mean look at his hair ewwww and his clothes even more ewww"

by Luuucccyyyy December 19, 2009

bitchician

A magician who uses magic to annoy the fuck out of people!

"You that dude is such a Bitchician"

by TheMagicianEx March 7, 2017

Bitchale

The act of taking a hit but not inhaling it, therefore wasting some of the substance you are smoking. Applies to vapes, joints, cigs, or any smokable drug.

Chris has no idea how to smoke, he keeps on bitchaling and wasting our weed!

Hey! Don't bitchale bro, let me teach you how to take a good hit.

by CeReal20 September 19, 2020

bitchelerette

Means bachelorette; single bitches who loves anything up their tight ass but strictly no marriage.

Rose: Hi, I'm Rose and I'm a lawyer.
Maggie: *giggles* Interesting. I'm Bitchelerette and I'm drinking!

by Hana L. Saw February 2, 2006