bitchele

Real name is normally Michele (one 'L'). Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Looks to deceive. Is nice to face but talk behind back constantly. You can call her Jeffery dahmer because she'll eat your heart out. Manish looking. Looks resembling sea hag, elephants asshole, or a dolphins penis. Pathological lair. Horrible mother. Conceited to the fullest extent. Puts on show but is the biggest pussy. Will stab you in the back at time never expected.

Person 1: My best friend just screwed up my whole life.

Person 2: She sounds like a bitchele.

by oreogirl June 18, 2015

bitchallenging

When someone is a bitch and they’re being a bit challenging or difficult.

Did you see Addy last night? She was being a bitchallenging.

by dirtymurk June 25, 2018

bitchel-whipped

a person who is completely whipped by their controling homo of a bestfriend. sometimes called a fucktard. never no what he will make you do. he could make you buy him ice cream or making you to break up with your girl. you never know when your bitchel-whipped.

Dude, your bitchel-whipped get out now before its too late.

by yellow belt April 5, 2008

bitchel

A nickname given to a friend who has the name 'Mitch', which, means one is an individual who can be easily roasted out of his mind, who also is unable to counter with his own witty remark, and will resort to using remarks such as, "man, you are so gay" or, if you are eating a carrot while making jokes, "man, you're just munchin' on that dick". He also will make use of the word 'holy', in order to blow off anything that has happened in the vicinity.

Guy 1: "That dude is a total bitchel!"
Bitchel: "HOLY, no need! And stop fuckin' roasting me, bitch!"

by brootal21 March 3, 2015

bithellian

Anti-crunch / anti-iron fist approach to managing anything.

Luke is a great director to work for as he uses a bithellian approach.

by vannoted August 17, 2020

bitchelin

An insult meant for describing someone that is both bitchy and fat giving them the look of the Michelin man with major PMS! This person can be male or female. This person can also have or not have a menstrual cycle.

Someone should have told you that you can't become less bitchelin by watching P90X seated while you drink a hundred and one Dr. Peppers a day!

by iliketopurpalot89jdt May 8, 2014

bitchelor

An unattached female who is usually this way by choice. She does not necessarily adhere to convention by way of cuisine, childrearing, lifestyle or family values. She usually sets her own standards in these areas.

That little boy's mom is such a bitchelor. She provides him with academic, artistic and athletic enrichment, but he also gets to eat fish sticks and ice cream for breakfast if she feels like letting him.

by Cydne Washington March 6, 2008