Birthsary

An annual event that celebrates the fact that your wedding anniversary and birthday are on the same day. You can then say "Happy Birthsary" to celebrate both with the efficiency of one.

"Happy Birthsary dude!"

by BHI September 19, 2014

birther

someone who believes that someone with black skin can't possibly be a real american, and thus cannot legally serve as president.

I'm a proud birther: I think everybody whose skin is darker than mine should be deported... or forced to work in the service industry for other whites like myself.

by thededine September 8, 2009

forced-birther

1: Someone who believes that abortion is wrong to the extent that they wish to ban abortions for everyone, thus forcing women who have been raped, had birth control fail, have a life-threatening pregnancy, or have a terminally defective fetus to carry their feti to term. Also known by the alternate term 'anti-choice' and the more innocent-sounding 'pro-life'.
2: Someone who believes that the rights of an undifferentiated blob of cells that is nowhere near recognizable as human (or anything else, for that matter) has rights that far surpass, in both importance and magnitude, those of the fully formed, living, breathing, thinking individual whom the cells have parasitized.
Note: some forced-birthers even go so far as to bomb abortion clinics in an attempt to kill abortion-performing doctors. Ironically, they do this because they feel that life is so damned sacred. (See also: hypocrite)

Forced-birthers would set a far better example if they stopped screeching at all the pro-choicers and adopted some of the unwanted children who wound up in orphanages because they changed the minds of the women who got pregnant with them.

by Child Hatter May 8, 2003

Birther

A natural-born citizen who, by coincidence, happens to be a natural-born racist, natural-born moron, and a natural-born asshole.

Randy: Hey, Billy-Bob, did you know Barrack Obama is not eligible to be President?

Billy-Bob: Yeah sure do... so when you and yer sister gettin married?

Randy: Soon as my pa's done with her. He's a birther.

by Stonysam May 20, 2011

birther

Dull witted racist. Most are victims of sexual assault by several of their parents, step-parents and moms boyfriends, but have suppressed the memories.

A: Why does Johnny get in fights at school so often?

B: Who knows?

A: I think he's a Birther.

by Shut Up Morans May 21, 2011

Birthmark

A mark given to someone at birth by God because he decided it should grow on that person in the certain place. Sometimes they look really cute and attractive and are not moles. Most people who have them don't like them but it usually makes them more appealing cause they are different than the rest of us cause they are more special.

Person 1:Did you see that mole on Ashlynne's face?
Person 2:Dawg that ain't no mole, thats a birthmark aka beauty mark.
Person 1:Oh yeah you're right cause she looks so pretty with it.
Person 2:I know shes perfect and to top it off she has that beautiful birthmark on her face to make her look even more beautiful. Can I call her an angel?

by Ashlynne's lover August 8, 2014

birther

A person who believes that Barack Obama has controversy and/or fraud surrounding his birth, though all theories have been either rejected or proved false.

The birthers gathered on the steps of the Supreme Court - all 20 of them.
http://hotair.com/archives/2008/12/09/birthers-get-another-lifeline/

by Nina Stratton December 20, 2008