A
natural-born citizen who, by coincidence, happens to be a
natural-born racist, natural-born
moron, and a natural-born asshole.
Randy: Hey, Billy-Bob, did you know Barrack Obama is not eligible to be President?
Billy-Bob: Yeah sure do... so when you and yer
sister gettin married?
Randy: Soon as my pa's done with her. He's a birther.