Birection

When one's erection is pointing to one side while the scrotum is pointing to the other

"Every time I watch porn in these jeans I get a birection."

by Oside79 January 31, 2014

Directional North

The direction in which you are facing. This is a universal north for all beings.

Which way are you facing? To my directional north.

What’s directional north? Any way I am facing.

by Medicman861 August 8, 2019

Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.

The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.

by Bananalover2468 April 20, 2011

directionally challenged

A downright fangirl obsession with the band One Direction to the point of seriously pissing off everyone around you.

Girl 1: Taneesha is being so annoying! She is fangirling over One Direction and won't talk to me because she just wants to listen to their "hot sexy voices" !!!!!

Girl 2: I know. She is so directionally challenged.

by heirloom-twinkies August 6, 2012

post-directionalist

The annoying habit of activating your vehicle turning signal after you have slowed to a crawl and as you are already in the process of turning into a side road or driveway. This syndrome is most likely the result of a guilty conscience and fear of being labeled an anti-directionalist, one of the more dispicable groups of drivers.

Nice of you to finally clue me in on your intent. I almost rear-ended you, you post-directionalist swine!

by Slo Joe Jizz August 27, 2010

Bidirectional

This is when two girls are with one guy and one of the girls is in the middle on her knees finger banging the other girl with one hand and jacking off the dude with her other hand. Hence... "The Bidirectional"

"What did you do last night?"

"I was with two chick and one got on her knees and gave us the bidirectional."

Yaaahhh Buuuudddd "Bidirectional"

by LDAJJB June 19, 2010

directional

Someone who has a sickly precise sense of direction. Someone who can find where they parked blindfolded, spun around three times and drunk.

Randy: Dude, where's my car?
Monique: Third floor, row 6, spot 9.
Jack: Damn, your girl is more directional than you... does she have a sister?

by Bwhahaha January 16, 2008