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Bitcherfly

The 3rd stage of bitch metamorphism.

A true, skilled, battle hardened bitch.

A Bitcherfly gets between 80%-100% of everything he/she wants, simply by bitching for it. Also has the ability to bitch at superiors.

This stage is reached after breaking out of the Bitch Cocoon stage.
Example 1: Jacob bitched at Taylor that she owed him $200 even though Taylor paid him already. His bitching, however, was too powerful and she gave him another $200. Jacob truly is a Bitcherfly.

Example 2: Many people think they are Bitcherflys without realizing they are still Bitch Cocoons.
by Catatafish47 September 2, 2014
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birther

an inbred racist redneck who can't accept the idea of a black man in the White House so they make up ridiculous lies about Barack Obama
According to U.S. law there are 2 ways a person can be considered a natural born citizen:

1. Law of the soil
Anyone born on U.S. soil is automatically considered a natural born citizen no matter where their parents were from and even if their parents were in the country illegally.

2. Law of the blood
If a person has at least one parent who is a U.S. citizen they are automatically considered a natural born citizen no matter where they are born.

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John McCain was born in Panama but his parents were U.S. citizens so McCain is a natural born citizen by law of the blood. Barack Obama was born in the state of Hawaii so he is a natural born citizen by law of the soil. Even if Obama had been born in Kenya or some other country as the birther morons have alleged his mother was a U.S. citizen so he would still be a natural born citizen by law of the blood.
by SKY_DOG April 2, 2011
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birther

1) A conspiracy theorist convinced of his/her intellectual superiority and rightness about Obama's birth on another planet, star or galaxy far, far away and long, long ago--or anywhere as long as it's not in the U.S. (e.g., Kenya--or maybe Sirius, as in "Are you?? Really!??").

2) An ignoranus whose religion and entire life purpose just ended April 27, 2011 when the legitimate President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, II, released his legitimate, long-form birth certificate issued in Hawaii--a non-news event ridiculously treated as news by the blithering, lemming media.

3) An inbred cousin of Patrick, the retarded starfish on Spongebob Squarepants who said: "Stupid people are blissfully unaware of just how stupid they really are. (Droooooool)"

4) A stupidiot moron sponging off the Idiocracy formerly known as the United States of America, and focusing attention on something unimportant and already verified, to distract from real problems for real people.
News media: So birthers--what are you gonna do now that Obama's birth certificate is out and verifiable?

Birther 1: Hari kari!!!

Birther 2: Dunno. (drooooool)

Birther 3: Duh...I guess...uh...mmm--hold it, I have to ask my OverLord what's the next thing to worry to death like a rabid pit bull. Goin' ta get my meds now, before I start drooling...Oops--(droooooool)
by Tee$ May 22, 2011
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bitchercising

Exercising one's right to be bitchy.
Pat: What was with Karen today?
Juan: She was totally bitchercising.
by Kate W. and Justine McQ. November 16, 2006
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after-birthers

citizens who have totally had enough of "birthers" and are ready to end that shit now
Join the "after-birthers movement" now, you know who we are after.
by donym August 4, 2009
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bitchery

noun
(1) Excessive complaints, especially those which are unfounded, ignorant, or misinformed, especially through an electronically mediated forum.
(2) Excessive verbiage from a bitch, especially a female.
(3) An unexpected accomplishment, especially one achieved outside the perceived level of skill of the individual. Witchery, with a "b".
(4) See also bitch.
(1) I am writing a response to the bitchery on this discussion board.
(2) As my ex, you should stop bombarding me with your bitchery.
(3) The manner in which you achieved that high score was pure bitchery.
by Dennis Keith Gill Jr. February 18, 2004
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Bitcherized

To be forced to submission by a bitch or by someone's bitching
"Bob got bitcherized last night, that girl Katy wouldn't stop bitching at him about drinking until he quit"
by mexicanoutlaw March 5, 2010
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