titsmashing the bollywock

Being incredibly excited about something. Figuratively, you are excited in such a manner that you would whip out your penis/boobs and smash them against whatever physical thing it was that you were exited about.

Person A: "Look at this shirt."
Person B: "THAT SHIRT IS AMAZING!" *begins to slap genitals on shirt*
Person A: "I too, am titsmashing the bollywock over this shirt."

by wadecore May 16, 2013

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bullcocker

A flatcocker (see 'flatcockers') who ALWAYS assumes (or wants to, anyway) the dominant position. And, unlike a flatcocker, who usually only uses the prehensile pubic and hip bones, the bullcocker sometimes enlists the help of instruments to further her mission and to better give satiation to the submissive femme that is the object of her affections.

"Did you see how that bullcocker worked over that submissive femme in the movie? I didn't know if that little lady would be able to handle that onslaught. That REALLY turned me on!" 'Bullcocker', as well as the word 'flatcockers' has been in use for many, many years here in the Southern United States.

by Southern Man April 4, 2006

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billycook

Someone who copies fake stories and passes them off as his/her own.

I received an email with an overly embellished story regarding a snake and a mouse and a hawk. It was written by billycook.

by David Names June 17, 2008

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bollywocker

A person who worries pointlessly about all uncontrollable, insignificant, and unimportant occurrences or events.

Marco: I can't believe she doesn't want to go out with me!

Jack: No need to get your knickers all tangled up. There are much more good-looking gals than her! Pull yourself together you bollywocker!

by johnnysideshow May 14, 2011

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