Biblioklept

Someone that steals books. This word is fairly useless as it is two syllables longer than "book thief", which makes more sense than saying this long ass word.

Barb: Did you hear about the biblioklept that stole books from the library?
Normal person: Why the hell did you use that word??

by Disappointmxnt July 6, 2019

bibliophile

A person who fucks books.

-Johnny! Your dinner's rea--Oh God you're fucking my Bible!

-Sorry Mom, I'm a bibliophile. What can I say?

by McMeddles January 23, 2009

Bibliophile

lanky caucasian male with an acute book fetish. also has an extreme ability to multi task reading with any activity. native to libraries and book stores across the uk; but mainly originates from east lancashire. typical markings include a long curly mane and distinctive facial hair of a jesus like resemblance.

shaun anthony hyde is such a bibliophile!

by bexsipoo August 2, 2011

bibliophile

a deeply religious paedophile.

no i won't show you my crucifix, you dirty bibliophile.

by pubix January 9, 2009

Bibliophile

A person who loves to collect books.

She is a bibliophile - her favourite passtime is in the library.

by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016

Biblioleptoppary

Having a large stack of books fall on you while you are making out with the librarian in the stacks.

The student and librarian were hospitalized with broken ribs as a result of the biblioleptoppary, and couldn't recover their knickers until the following week.

by 50 mile linguist November 13, 2009

bibliophile

a person who does very dirty things to books.

"Why is there lipstick on my book?"

"Sorry,I'm a bibliophile."

by Yourfacesickens February 7, 2009