bibliophile

a person who does very dirty things to books.
"Why is there lipstick on my book?"

"Sorry,I'm a bibliophile."
by Yourfacesickens February 07, 2009
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DWBH

"I'm so stressed!"
"Chill man, DWBH"
by yourfacesickens February 17, 2009
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