Bethesda

The place where the where the high end job holders of the DC metro area go to have their families. With schools of over achieving children and high standards, streets filled with expensive cars, and a commercial standard of high priced quality material goods Bethesda is a yuppie heaven.

(two teenagers from diferent schools in Bethesda)
X - Yeah, we had two go to Harvard, one go to Yale, three to Upenn, six to Cornell...
Y - Wait, only one to Yale?

by dyngleberi October 22, 2004

Benthos

Erect (as if you took Viagra) penis

I was walking down the street when suddenly I squired benthos.

by Haydayme October 21, 2015

benthos

An erection, usually caused by the release of a video game console, or a game, such as Halo: The Master Chief Collection

popularized by the youtube channel, McJuggernuggets

Oh my god, im getting a BENTHOS right now!

by Tgf November 7, 2019

bethesda trash

These are clumps of rich, pre-pubescent, snobby kids who can be found on Fri. and Saturday nights hanging-out directly outside of the UA movie theater. The 13 and 14 yr. old girls show up scantily-clad in preppy Abercrombie mini's in the middle of winter. The guys skate around and think they're badass.

Meg- "yo, wanna buy some weed from us"
Bethesda trash-" sure, how much?"
Ileana-"20 bucks"
Bethesda trash-"ok, here's the money"
Nat-" haha, that stupid kid just bought oregano wrapped in toilet paper from us"

by G-Unit April 25, 2005

Bethushan

Bethushan is fucking dickhead who blackmails and cheats on people for his own advantage. If you he ever asks you out, say"NO FUCK YOU I READ IT ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY!"

beTHUSHAN U DICKFACE

by fasdfadf August 11, 2020

Bethesda

A beautiful community just outside of Washington DC, filled with large, expensive homes, fancy restaurants, boutique shops, and expensive cars. It is the best educated city in America - with over 50% of the adult population holding a masters degree or higher. Has a very cosmopolitan and urbane feel.

X: Wow, ten different ethnic restaurants in a row?!
Y: Dude, it's Bethesda

by EasyE April 26, 2005

North Bethesda Middle School

Crackhead central with a bunch of tryhard soccer jocks attempting to flex on the normal people with vineyard vines and supreme shit. 80% of teachers don’t know the subject they’re teaching. Borderline slut city and Virgin Islands in one. Abundance of introvert memers. Prolly the only good part about the school

Person one: I go to North Bethesda Middle School
Person two: pick a number 1-10
Person one: 5

Person 2: that’s your IQ
Person one: but I meme
Person two: shit my bad bro

by Rantaholic April 28, 2019