Beige

Something that is normal, generic, unremarkable, everyday and boring in every way, usually used to describe an automobile. The Toyota Camry is the ultimate definition of beige.

May also refer to a color, sort of a light gold-ish brown. This is a very common color for the Camry and other cars that fit the above definition of beige.

That Camry is so beige, I didn't even notice it.

by Beeblebrox4President August 18, 2017

The Bergal

The Bergal is a creature which some claim as legend, other a monster. The Bergal is commonly spotted once a year in the Poconos, where it migrates for the "old fashioned". The Bergal's diet has been speculated to be soft mushy bland roughage, as it has no teeth. Some have claimed to have spotted The Bergal roaming with a pack of Newfoundland dogs. These dogs are the only breed of dog that are attracted to the peculiar smell of The Bergal. This smell is unbearable to any human being. It is not known how The Bergal communicates, but some claim that The Bergal speaks by a series of grunts and coughs. The migration of The Bergal is prompted by the tides. If you are caught in the path of The Bergal's migration it will cause The Bergal to linger and you will be regaled of stories of it's past which are unbearable to listen to. The only known way to drive The Bergal away is to cover yourself in hot sauce. The Bergal is known to be very afraid of spicy things. It can also warded away by flatulence.

I was at the Westminster dog show last night when I heard the grunts of The Bergal. I was sure that it was The Bergal because the smell caused me to vomit uncontrollably.

by Dante Mustachio April 4, 2011

sad beige baby

A baby thats mother/father only buys toys for them / dresses them in neutral colours i.e. beige, white, brown, grey etc.

“Have you seen sandras new baby boy?”
“yeah, but ive been to her house, its a sad beige baby”

by redsquirrel.org November 19, 2022

mass beige posting

A form of spam that isn't just bland, it creates a new level beyond such crapness that in fact needs a new name because it's just so god awfully bad. -Rabid_Fox

spammer: I don't want your stupid spammy award. Pooppants.
gus: It's not quality, it has no class, it is just annoying like hell.
derm: We'll call it mass beige posting.

by 403forbidden October 11, 2006

Pil-berg

Defined as the indecisiveness of a answering a simple question while coupled with the verbosity of the lengthy explanation

I asked Kevin who he was taking as a keeper in the DCFL and he gave me a typical Pil-berg response.

by Gary Gaslighter August 8, 2023

Benign

1. Having a kind and gentle disposition or appearance.

2. Not a threat to life or long-term health, especially by being noncancerous.

3. Neutral or harmless in its effect or influence.

4. Mild or favorable in effect.

1. The lady next door is a relavively benign presence.
2. The cancer's benign.
3. The storm was benign.

by Jafje September 24, 2007

beige kid

a male that possesses beige-colored skin and is neither black, white or latino.

usually of bahamian descent and exhibit very unpredictable behaviour that includes sloppy hook-ups, extreme intolerance of alcohol, poorly written text messages, etc.

also known as a "BK"

josh: "yo what up my n*gga?"
matt: "I ain't black, i'm a beige kid"

by Mike Antwon January 6, 2012