Berta beef

A product from the fine ranchers in Alberta. Known to be better than both Japanese and Australian wagyu. Ideal cooking method is hotly contested.

Joint Boy: You better believe its Berta beef.

by darkwebz August 9, 2019

Berta

Gorgeous girl who truly is a dream girl for every guy on earth! If you meet her once you won't forget her for the rest of your life. Her flirty and spontaneous character attracts people and makes her Miss-Popular. She's charming and friendly and she always gets what she wants. Irresistible- the word that describes her best!

Berta- you know you want her!

by YouKnowThat April 29, 2012

Heavy Bertation

A general state of confusion, usually at an awards show or other celebrity event.

Everything started out fine but once the drinks were served the night quickly devolved into very heavy bertation.

by Bryan Ganman March 5, 2011

beerthlete

one superior in all forms of sport involving the consumption of beer (beer pong, card games, etc.)

Did you see that shot? I've never seen such a natural beerthlete.

I got a beerthletics scholarship to college today!

by Oliver June 26, 2004

Q*bert

1.(noun)an arcade game from the 1980s, in which the hero, Q*bert changes blocks color by jumping on them, while avoiding ridiculous enemies including a slinky like snake, and random blobs of mysterious goo. If hit by his enemies Q*bert expresses an incomprehensible barrage of profanity. The game is kablastafuck -ing amazing, and no one in the entire world can seem to understand why.

2.(adjective) Ridiculously ridiculous

3.(noun) An incomprehensible swear word (see zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker

ex.1
80s kid 1:What the F@#% is Q*bert?
80s kid 2: i dont know but its fun!!!
80s kid 1: holy crap, did that orange round guy just swear?

ex 2.
That was so F-ing Q*bert i think i crapped my self laughing

ex 3.
Kid 1: I can believe someone defined (zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker)
Kid 2: i cant believe it was said in buffy the vampire slayer...
Kid 1: What the Q*bert was that episode about that they could get away with that one...
Kid 2:i just dont know... i just dont know...

...FIN...

by Mr. Lyon calls me Rye Dog July 8, 2005

Beertard

Someone that cannot tell the difference between good beer and bad beer.

Jon did not finish the sweet homebrew that I gave him because he drank a six pack of Bud Light Lime before he came over, what a beertard.

by Jubilant Johno June 30, 2009

Bert and Ernie

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria

There is really no need with a definition like that.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004