blitzkrieg

Blitzkrieg is a type of pornographic videos that begins with a minute of conversation between three to half dozen women in a room. All of a sudden approximately 30 burly naked men enter the room from all entrances yelling 'Blitzkrieg' and proceed to pillaging the women to the music of heavy metal. Certainly there are more penises than orifices so it often involves simultaneous penetrations, prodding and rapid-fire ejaculations. This lasts an average of about 2 minutes and 35 seconds to the point when the women are usually passed out in a pool of their own blood. The mob of men then storm out the room onwards to their next conquest. This type of porn usually recreates historical battles.

Blitzkrieg type porn are fun and educational.

by turtlepower October 3, 2007

Blitzkrieged

Getting absolutely shit blasted drunk, hindering the ability of any rational cognition.

Dude, you got blitzkrieged last night... you took a shit in a McDonald's bag and tried to make us eat it. When we wouldn't, you fucking smeared it on your face.

by Skelly T Michaels February 19, 2010

blitzkrieg

blitz - lightning fast as lightning
krieg - war

a spontanious but severe attack!

used by the german nazis in wwII.
so called sturmtruppen (stormtroops=elite-infantry) attack at a high speed using the momentum of suprise.

by woship_play May 25, 2004

Blitzkrieger

A guy who sucks alot of cock who plays world of tanks, also rages alot. Plus he moves from clan to clan like a hooker who's offered smack. Gross

"Man, Blitzkrieger is fucking awful. I hope he shoves a cock into his own ass from his collection of devestator 5000 dildos."

by Mr. Extreme March 9, 2015

Blitzkrieg Bop

Blitzgrieg refering to a swift military teqnique used by german nazi in world war two to capture norway. Bop meaning to sing or move to music.

Put the two together and you have a popular song produced by the punk rock band The Ramones in 1976.

"damn that blitzgrieg killed my wife... that sucks... damn nazis."

"hey the wars over... lets bop"

"hey ho... lets go"

by beta sakers January 11, 2004

blitzkrieg bitches!

it is appropriate to yell BLITZKRIEG BITCHES! before barging into a room full of teenage girls. Tests show best results come when entering through a window. Important to avoid contact with middle aged men as they seem to become angered at the phrase.

this is a BLITZKRIEG BITCHES!

by BC2 January 19, 2005

Blitzkrieg Approach

A step-by-step tactic for men at trying to win the affection of a woman. It's called a blitzkrieg because it forces a guy to accomplish quick goals in short periods of time to accomplish the main goal of "seducing" the woman in a week's time.

Vise was so into Maria that he used the Blitzkrieg Approach on her to avoid making any mistakes such as losing her attraction for him.

by VisexXxEvans March 14, 2010