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Sewer beaner

A Mexican born in Mexico, but doesn’t know how to speak Spanish. Also has the state of Iowa on their birth certificate.
Andy: Jay how are you Mexican and born in Mexico, but can’t speak Spanish?

Justin: I’m from Iowa!

Andy: Oh you’re such a sewer beaner...
by beechs November 6, 2017
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The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019
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Euro Beaners

People from Spain. More lazy and less skilled in yard work and construction than US beaners. They also speak Spanish at 5000 words a minute.
When do beaners become euro beaners?

When they date your daughter.
by T Macalicious April 24, 2014
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Cleaner Beaner

A person who cleans your house that is of Hispanic ancestry. Generally female but can be male. For a male example, see the movie The Birdcage. May be paid for their services in either US Dollar or tacos. If paying in tacos you must tip in salsa.
Damn bro, I just took a nasty shit. I gotta call the cleaner beaner to shine up my porcelain throne.
by Mount Shasta January 10, 2008
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beined

To be bound as a listner in a long one way conversation.
I'm sorry I was late, I got beined.
by Madam121 February 19, 2010
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Ice Beaner

Term used to describe an eskimo or person of inuit descent.
Hey who's that over there? He looks like one of them mexicans.

Oh him, hes'from Canada; he' an eskimo or something like that.

Haha, what an ice beaner.
by Skippy:P April 4, 2010
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Beaner Rigging

taking a piece of crap car and trying to make it nice by using spray paint and other cheap materials.
I saw my neighbor beaner rigging his 1992 toyota tercel by spray painting his rims purple and rewiring the audio system.
by coopone September 7, 2012
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