A group of useless players on any given basketball team who do nothing except waste oxygen and airball layups, but during their games have an abnormally funny sense of humor. Given humor is usually directed at each other, starters, the coach, or fat people.
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Get the benchsquad mug.Shitting your pants while seated. Often as the result of an urgent need to defecate but not heeding the seriousness of your body's cry, thinking you can hold it or reluctancy to use public facilities.
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A person with the ability to bench weights that far exceed the everyday gym beast. Does not require any warm-up or nutrition to aid the benching ability.
They strike fear into mere mortals with their insane GAINS!
They strike fear into mere mortals with their insane GAINS!
Did you see joe groves bench??? Seriously man, he is the Benchinator!!
Sach: Hey Benchinator.....how much weight can you lift?
Benchinator: All of them....
Sach: Hey Benchinator.....how much weight can you lift?
Benchinator: All of them....
by s_k123 May 14, 2015
Get the Benchinator mug.1. To be injured in a single, obviously painful, incident.
2. To have failed to an extreme degree (cf pwned), often used as an exclamation.
2. To have failed to an extreme degree (cf pwned), often used as an exclamation.
Upon seeing a wrestling move go painfully awry
"Oh my God, he totally benchmarked him."
"I asked her out but she just slapped me"
"Benchmarked!"
"Oh my God, he totally benchmarked him."
"I asked her out but she just slapped me"
"Benchmarked!"
by d_to_the_m_an December 18, 2009
Get the Benchmarked mug.(n): Player on a fantasy sports team of any kind who will do terribly when you have him in your lineup but will overperform when placed on your bench
Person 1: What?? What do you mean Aubrey Huff had 3 home runs tonight, I just benched him!
Person 2: Not your fault man, he's just a bench stud
Person 2: Not your fault man, he's just a bench stud
by duff94 June 24, 2011
Get the Bench stud mug.The utilization of a portable, double wide lawn chair for couples to either people watch and/or canoodle in non traditional urban and rural locations.
“Honey, do you have free to time today? I have the urge to do some bench questing in front of Chuck E. Cheese’s today.”
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Get the Bench Questing mug.Your max bench plus a couple of pounds, used to emphasise how much weight you are capable of bench-pressing in the gym environment.
Person 1: Yo how much can you bench?
Person 2: 250lbs
Person 1: is that your Ahmer Bench or your real bench
Person 2: My Ahmer Bench is 320lbs nize it
Person 2: 250lbs
Person 1: is that your Ahmer Bench or your real bench
Person 2: My Ahmer Bench is 320lbs nize it
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