Bedtime Pal

A bedtime pal is someone close to you who sleeps alongside you. This person will typically spend a night with you and make you laugh, smile and maybe even burn your arm on a radiator. However it all works out when they kiss and hug you in the morning. Bedtime pals can typically become acquainted after a night out on the town.

Girl: I miss my bedtime pal even though he squished me, told me my kisses were awful and burnt my arm on a radiator.

Boy: we can be bedtime pals again soon!

by RobDonan February 13, 2012

bedtime

that time of the day when you must rest your little head and go to sleep; the time when you most want to be awake.

It is bedtime...I hate my life.

by hotchick317 August 27, 2005

Awesome bedtime

When someone masturbates before they fall asleep to help them sleep.

Tonight will be an awesome bedtime

by jesserella December 9, 2010

bedtime nazi

A person who is really strict about when you should go to bed / wake up.

Man, Joe was really a bedtime nazi this morning. Made me wake up at 6 AM.

by CptFalcon November 25, 2014

Revenge bedtime procrastination

Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.

Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.

You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.

by Mmmmmmmmtoes December 27, 2021

Bedtime hero

If you do not have a phone or a magazine to help you masturbate, a Bedtime Hero is the person you think about in order to become sexually aroused.

Ex. "Damn man Kat Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"

Ex. "Damn man Kate Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"

by Bedtime Heroes August 26, 2015

bedtime sugar

Definition 1: Sex, booty, action, lovin', smoochy smooch, at bedtime.

Definition 2: Chocolate when that's all you can get.

"Hot chocolate is bedtime sugar for when you're not gonna get any bedtime sugar"

by Amanita76 August 26, 2017