because you touch yourself at night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003

Because I Can

A phrase often uttered by people who have absolutely no logical reason for doing something when asked why they are doing said thing in the first place.

Bob: "Why did you burn down that house?"
Joe: "Because I can."

by VectorFluxion April 23, 2020

Mad because bad

What you say to someone when they get mad at you for being better than them.

Gamer 1: You're such a loser! 1,000 hours in a game! Get a life, no wonder I can't kill you! You don't do anything else!

Gamer 2: Mad because bad.

by Darth Spammus the Spamlord May 24, 2016

Just Because

A valid excuse when doing something

just because

by whoremuffin1 July 11, 2011

Because I'm Batman

Overall its a justifiable excuse for when you do something completely amazing or really stupid. From passing an exam to accidental setting your house on fire due to the fact that you didn't catch that last flaming chainsaw.

Example 1

Guy 1: "Dude how did you score with mandy last night?"

Guy 2: "Because I'm Batman!!"

Example 2

Officer: "Sir do you know how fast you were going?"

Guy 3: "It doesn't matter how fast I was going because I'm Batman!!!"

by Hourglass Mage May 29, 2011

Because it's there

Famous quote spoken by mountaineer George Mallory in response to the question: "Why do you want to climb Mt. Everest?" It symbolizes the basic human desire to strive for the unachieved, whatever the legitimate purpose is. Mallory would go on to die on Everest, forever to be remembered as a man unafraid of death, frostbite, or the Yeti.

C: why would you want to watch the Indiana Jones Trilogy nonstop in Farsi without subtitles?
V: Because it's there

by Heinrich Snäppchen November 4, 2013

Its just because we care

An overused term you can use to justify being overbearing, bossy, controlling or rude.

Street Preacher: HINDUS, GAYS, MUSLIMS, FEMINIST WILL BURN IN HELL IF THEY DONT CHANGE.
Random person: Look shut up. Why dont you stop harassing everyone?
Street Preacher: Its just Because we care
RP: That again?

Evan: Why do you keep meddling in my life? I can take care of myself. I dont need you telling me which way to pee.
Nick: Its just because I care

Selena: Man this teacher gives me so much homework, that I am spending all evening and weekend doing homework. I have a life.
Irene: Its just because she cares.

by Auntieroger121 June 9, 2011