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Beaumonting

Beaumonting (verb): The act of consistently and habitually taking Mondays off from work, inspired by the historical figure Beaumont, in response to an intense fear of ridicule or mockery. Beaumonting is derived from the experiences of Beaumont, a renowned individual who endured relentless public ridicule throughout their life. This term characterizes the behavior of individuals who, driven by a deep-seated apprehension, opt to avoid the workplace on Mondays as a precautionary measure against potential humiliation or scorn from coworkers. The practice of Beaumonting reflects a persistent anxiety surrounding the workplace environment, leading to regular absences on the first day of the workweek as a defensive strategy against perceived ridicule.
Starting the week without Emily. Beaumonting again!
by Grouchy MacPhearson May 19, 2023
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Ryan Leonard Beaumont

He is the 2nd member to join the boy band RoadTrip Tv, he is 23 years old, his birthday in January, 24, he is British but he was raised on Spain, he can sing and speak Spanish as well, his stage name is Rye Beaumont, he joined RoadTrip Tv already forming a band with Andy Fowler, which was the first member to be in it, he has an amazing and gorgeous voice!
"Ryan Leonard Beaumont is an amazing singer"
by sweet_fovvs February 12, 2019
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doing a beaumont

To use a flesh light while In a playstaion party.
He is doing a beaumont
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Beatmania IIDX

An improved version of the game wordBeatmania/word.
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Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).
Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.
by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003
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Beatoned

To get so drunk that you pass out and miss the party being held in your house, while your friends party on.
Guy 1: Have you seen Richard?
Guy 2: He's Beatoned!
Guy 1: Woohoo!
by R .D June 25, 2008
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Beamoned

To charge onto a company card without authorization from company.
I beamoned a tank of gas, cigarettes and a coke yesterday at the gas station.
by The ai guys April 14, 2013
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