Beastly Jones

proper noun: Amazingly strong, good-looking, super-buff guy with a really deep, sexy Josh Turner-like voice.
adjective: 1. strong, 2. awesome, 3. great

1. In the beginning, God created Beastly Jones; then God and Beastly Jones created the world.
2. Linkin Park is the Beastliest Jonesiest band ever.

by The_Shagster June 23, 2011

Easterly

A asexually reproduced species that constantly urinates. Usually, the Easterly species require a pee bucket to satisfy their wrinkly fore skin’s tingling sensation.

Found in the Easter Islands, thus the name Easterly.

A male parental figure of an easterly dies off after reproduction. Due to the how the female’s sexual organ is uniquely designed, it causes the male to be penetrated from the bottom. When this happens, the male will try to escape but by doing so causes self amputation.

Easterlys have very large “sound sacks” which are used to attract mates. Sometimes male Easterlys compete to make the highest sound possible, trying to win over the female.

The urine that an Easterly produces is golden yellow and is plentiful of E.Coli

Note: An Easterly is VERY territorial and will attack when unprovoked. Easterlys have neon yellow to golden hair that cover the top of their heads. The hair is described to be puffy and is close to the appearance of an Afro wig. Easterlys have protruding teeth and glowing red pimples. When they are popped warm liquid will flow out of the hole.

John: Let’s go see some Easterlys at the zoo!

Father: Sorry son, but I have to dig a hole 6 feet deep at the construction site today.

by Anatomous October 14, 2023

Beastly

Beast(ly) - adj. The characteristic of being good at something, or doing something incredible. (As a beast)

Dude: Way to be beastly by going up those stairs with your broken leg!
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Dude: Yeah, it was beast when you got up there and sang in front of the school.

by T.D.V. April 14, 2008

Cow beasteality exibitionist.

A person who has sex with a cow in a pasture next to a busy highway so that the people passing in there cars can see it and often when and where they know that a school buss will be passing by so all the kids can see.

John is a cow beasteality exibitionist.

by Deep blue 2012 January 5, 2010

beastly

Being good at a certain things

K1: Did you see how she hit that ball?
K2: Yes, it was very beastly.

by Jordyn Hall May 6, 2005

Beastly

Just IMMENSELY buff/fit/athletic
or just all around awesome

(Blank) "Dude did you see Ryan tackle that guy at the game "

(Friend) "Yeah dude hes beastly!"

by Nowa Chuck Norris October 9, 2009

Beasters

Kind Bud that ships in primarily from Canada, but also comes from amateur growers. Not quite as potent as "headies" or "dank", but still very potent. Mostly indica, giving a relaxing body high. Usually grown outdoors. Somewhat bricked. Usually runs at 40 an eighth, 150 a half, 270 per ounce. Many high school and college students smoke beasters for the lower price while still being very potent.

I'm about to go pick me up a sack of beasters. I'm gonna be smokin blunts all night!

by Joeycpd15 March 31, 2009