Muffler bearing

This is a "made up" term used on the popular Trinidadian, automobile website to determine who really knows about cars. Cars do not carry muffler bearings.

When last did you change your muffler bearings?

by drebel_3 February 17, 2010

comfort bearding

The act of growing a beard through times of great stress or hardship, usually to bring a sense of light relief to that person's life. Generally associated with tedious exam diets and/or feelings of complete ineptitude.

Dude, did you see the size of Jason's beard the other day?

Yeah man, he's been comfort bearding for the last month. These exams are soul-destroying.

by StingoftheRing May 26, 2011

J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

Child Bearing Hips

Hips that possibly fool, however also trigger a man's innate sense of attraction to women who have the ability to bear children.

That girl could catch it. She has those child bearing hips and a fuck me gut.

by Oscar the Pedophile August 3, 2009

bearding

working as someone's beard (a person which pretends to be together with someone who is gay)

X:'Oh, I hate Eleanor Calder so much!'
Y:'C'mon, she's just bearding! It's her job!'

by heybabeowareyou February 23, 2014

fling a bearing

To take and fling an old ball bearing at another drivers windshield while on the highway during an act of road rage.

Right before he swerved off the road into the embankment, the tattooed biker decided to fling a bearing at the soccer mom driver in the minivan who accidentally cut him off on the highway. Afterwards the biker woke up in a hospital bed with the television tuned in to the cartoon channel.

by Petergozinya June 7, 2009

child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause

"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"

by redheadbass January 13, 2013