beatstick

1. A stick used for beating
2. A powerful weapon
3. A creature whose strength is dealing damage.
4. A penis
5. A drumstick

by e-vis October 6, 2003

banstick

A banstick is a fictional object used by admins of a server to ban people. Used to mean "I will ban them"

"OMG A h4xx0r! I'll go get my banstick!"

by Peter Abrahams April 8, 2006

Beanstalking

It's the masturbation of an extremely large penis, such as that of a mythical giant.

I'm bored, what do you say we go beanstalking. I believe she was jackin' the beanstalk.

by Double UM August 25, 2011

beanstache

A failed attempt at a moustache. Is often stroked when in deep thought or stalking. Cannot be shaved, apparently.

Benny Mayfield. see also: Bean Mexfield

by Jordan October 26, 2004

Arkansas Beanstalk

An Arkansas Beanstalk is when a man has numerous ticks on the shaft of his penis so that when it gets erect and the ticks swell with blood it looks like a beanstalk. This can provide his partner with unbelievable pleasure as the ticks provide pressure points similar to ribs on a condom.

Man, last summer after the corn harvest I had an Arkansas beanstalk that took three days for the old lady to work out. I gotta tell you though, she cant wait till next year's harvest.

by Doc 3416 June 24, 2014

alex bienstock

The father of our thoughts. The culprit of our wet dreams. The final solution to our woes. Our real dad.

“Yo babez, I want to get fucked by Alex Bienstock. He’s cute plus I think he could help my art career.”

by Bienstockaddict69 March 17, 2022

beatstick

a telescopic steel wand that law enforcement officials use as a tool when on patrol or on the beat to detain suspects, used commonly due to its compact size instead of the old fashion baton

That cop broke out the beatstick on that fool mouthing off.

The prison guards used the beatsticks instead of the taser to detain and teach the inmate a lesson

The cop used a beatstick to save the trapped victim escape through the car window

by Jun P. June 1, 2010