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Beanage

When collecting a fried breakfast, bean juice leaks from the side of the polystyrene container and all over one's person
Dudes I'm suffering some major beanage this morning
by IT Crowd April 18, 2008
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Beanbagger

1.A man or women who takes part in the sexual act of sucking a mans scrotum
2. Someone who sucks at life
Man #1:"Hey I've got a sack of sticky -icky!
Man #2:"I dont smoke the devils herb!"
Man # 1: Dude, you always were a beanbagger."
by MdaveM August 4, 2008
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hairy beanbag

Sarah tried to kick my leg and missed, hitting me instead in my "hairy beanbag."

Julie looked like she wanted it, so I directed her to begin nursing upon my "hairy beanbag."

After much stretching I was able to drape Mollie's face with my fleshy negation, my "hairy beanbag". Sealing her grill in the warm embrace of my glistening "hairy beanbag", although not tearing my "hairy beanbag", I surely put it's elasticity to the test.
by A pimp called 'Slickback' July 30, 2008
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Double beanbag

When you put 2 dicks in a pussy and the pussy molds itself to fit them
Yo, she had a total double beanbag!
by Dondonwas November 2, 2016
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AirBn-beanbag

A beanbag chair that is likely covered in goo because a bunch of renters spooged in it.
So happy you came to visit while we’re in town, please sit anywhere except maybe the AirBn-beanbag.
by whatchootalkingboutwillis July 15, 2022
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A Boston Beanbag

When a guy is wrestling a girl, and his friend comes in and farts on her face. Her hands are busy thus creating the perfect ass-to-unprotected face fart.
When anthony and vittoria were wrestling, mike noticed vittoria couldnt move her hands. He ran over and gave vittoria a boston beanbag
by yous-a-nasty-bytch April 24, 2010
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spread your beanage

a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.
Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."
by Slapping Theresa December 1, 2009
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