barney badass

A person who likes to try talking and acting like they're tough shit but is incapable of backing it up. Tends to be someone with a very bad temper and a loud mouth who likes make fun of people and start trouble, and as such, are not very well liked by people who know them. As soon as someone confronts them about their shit-talking they like to throw fits and resort to making threats that they cannot back up. Often times, people who fall under the definition of this term are frequent drinkers who engage in the aformentioned behaviors while under the influence of alcohol.

That Barney badass needs to get put in his place.

by gtfo7 February 27, 2010

blarney stone

A rock hanging over the side of some irish castle, that people go and kiss.

Gis Kiss me blarney stone.

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

lumpy barney

the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney

after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney

by manbearpig301 March 11, 2007

Barney-mugging

Barney-mugging, is a slang word from the 1920's meaning SEX

Yup, I was barney-mugging Ashley all night long baby! Whoooo!!!

by AlreadyDead June 20, 2007

barney

A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around.

Barney teaches children just how fun life can be.

by Davey June 5, 2004

barney style

To over simplify a concept or the description of an object or procedure. It refers to the TV show "Barney and Friends", which is for children.

You guys look confused. Let me break it down Barney style for you.

by Laz8 September 30, 2007

barneyfuck

A furtive sexual act performed while small children in another room are distracted by video entertainment.

Just got the new Dora video. It was amazing! We managed three barneyfucks before Emily even asked for juice!

by BHC January 2, 2009