Ballmer Peak

A "peak" in programming or other abilities caused by alcohol. The theory is that computer programmers obtain quasi-magical, superhuman coding ability when they have a blood alcohol concentration percentage between 0.129% and 0.138%. Recent study's indicate that the effect may also spread to other skills; this has only been proven in the essay writing abilities of computer scientists.

After having one glass of wassail, Haley's code suddenly improved due to the Ballmer Peak.

by mikefromcanmore December 16, 2009

Bawler

a guy who poular with the ladies and his peeps

why can't i find myself a real man, a bawler?

by ???????????hannah October 4, 2005

Ballmer Peak

A "peak" in programming or other abilities caused by alcohol. The theory is that computer programmers obtain quasi-magical, superhuman coding ability when they have a blood alcohol concentration percentage between 0.129% and 0.138%.

I drank until I hit the Ballmer Peak

by vidivinchi November 1, 2010

Autumn Bawler

A parson, especially a missionary sent by a wealthy congregation into an impoverished neighborhood to "uplift" or Save the population without feeding them first.

I had to listen to that Autumn Bawler for two hours before dey fed me.

by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

Steve Ballmer

Current Microsoft CEO, responsible for amazing marketing and technological breakthroughs in the computer industry, and sales industry.

Man that Steve Ballmer is teh r3sourceful.

by pat March 6, 2005

Balmers

Typically something done that is beyond stupid.

Oh I've just gone and done a Balmers.
Kevin was fingerpopping Jessica last night but she shit herself, oh man he's gone and done a Balmers.

by CupidStunts August 22, 2019

balmer

nickname for balm

his name was balm. but we called him balmers

by mack daddy May 21, 2003