Balkenende

1. To die of boredom
2. Being cheaper than a regular Dutch
3. Having a bad hair day a'l the time

Paul: "Man, I feel like Balkenende today"

Vincent: "I'm not gonna pay the funeral"

Paul: "You're such a Balkenende, has this something to do with your Balkenende?

by GerarDS April 12, 2005

BalkanMania

A gang of people with a Slavic descent (Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Bulgaria), but Romania and Greece can also be included because of the shared culture.

Any Balkan person who is friends with another Balkan person creates their own BalkanMania to show the western people that we are in charge of the best and happiest population in the world, because capitalism is not the key of happiness. Rakija, Ćevape, the sound of accordion music and partying daily with joyful people actually are.

'Bro, I don't need such friends like yours. I have my own BalkanMania with whom I can eat and drink the whole night in the back seat of the yugo car with blasting old music from forty years ago.'

'BalkanMania? Sounds like a TV-show.'

'Yeah, there should be one for keeping up with the Balkans.'

by MemberOfABalkanMania January 27, 2021

bawling

crying your eyes out because some thing terrible bad happened to you, espescially if its like someone you like that turns you down

i was bawling so much when i found out that he didnt like me

by cookie October 22, 2004

Balkam

An amazing family. Everyone in the family is awesome and is very good looking. People want to be like them and people are very jealous of them. They are the ideal family.

Man he's such a Balkam, I wish I could be like him.

by Kyle Balkam May 21, 2011

balkissa

The best person she is always looking out for others

Oh she is nice like Balkissa

by Mousegirl123 August 4, 2017

BalkyMc

BalkyMc know as ‘Balky’ is a popular Croatian rapper that won the hearts of many people with his beautiful voice.His most popular song is ‘Od Zlata Do Blata’.So many people of all gender find Balky attractive beacuse of his charming looks!He is the most popular person in Osijek.

Wow you listen to BalkyMc??You must be hot!

by Balkijevi podanici January 18, 2022

Balkan

Anyone who is pissing you off and is from Bulgaria, Romania, Serbia, Macedonia, Greece and Turkey

*You get killed in Valorant*
You: YOU BLOODY BALKAN. YOUR SO BAD YOUR FROM BULGARIA

by NoBalkansPls January 22, 2022