bitterman

1. An extremely pessimistic person who constantly complains about a problem but does nothing to fix it.
2. Somebody who spends most of their time dicking around on message boards or possibly on urbandictionary.com complaining about all the crappy things in their life.
3. A hilarious comic strip in MAD Magazine about this really pessimistic guy who makes everybody around him miserable.

Emo dude: I'm gonna go online and complain about how much my life sucks because my grades are crappy and I hate my parents and I have no friends!
Regular dude: Get off your ass and do something about it then, bitterman.

by Toxic Orphan April 22, 2005

Buttermaker

An an alcoholic drink made up of a can of beer and a shot of whiskey. Like a Boilermaker, but the drink is made by taking a swig from the can of beer, and filling the resulting space in the can with whiskey (Bourbon is prefered). Named as a tribute to Walter Matthau's character Morris Buttermaker in the Bad New Bears, who can be seen making them throughout the movie. A great tailgating drink.

Hand me the Jim Beam and hold out your beer, Buttermakers all around.

by Jerome6 September 13, 2011

Bitterman

A man who has evolved beyond the need for some woman to validate his existence and has a desire for the finer things in life, such as self reliance, marijuana or fine Jamaican rum.

Tom: Chase! Dude, I asked her to marry me and she said yes!

Chase: Yeah, alright. *starts packing a bong*

Tom: Dude, what the heck? I just told you she said yes!
.
Chase: Yeah, I heard you. Good job on finding a parasite for your weed and freedom.

Tom: Damn, you're such a bitterman...

Chase: Thanks, now can you get the rum out? *lights the bowl*

by APotSmokingCentipede May 4, 2011

blasterama

A really good time.

Hey john did you have a good time with those whores? Yup it was a blasterama!

by mustardass August 29, 2009

banterman

The ultimate source of banter. The batman of not shutting the fuck up. Sometimes entertaining. Probably your roomate. Good luck.

Fuuuck, Banterman man is back, the jokes are rollinn in.

by bim bim July 26, 2016

Batterangry

The emotion you feel when your vibrator batteries run out while you are masturbating.

Jenny just stormed out of her bedroom and is looking in kitchen presses , totally batterangry

by tomiyasu69 October 30, 2017

BetterMartinez

When you have two employees named Martinez. And one of them out performs the other, making him the BetterMartinez.

"Zack, messed up his reports again. Someone call Justin, we need the BetterMartinez. "

by DonMario77 October 27, 2022