BatchMonkey

Phil Batchelor: a man with a 20 inch dong.

Whoah, i saw a batchmonkey in the showers today

by Chris Scott January 14, 2004

buttmonkey

someone acting in the way of an obnoxious rectile monkey friend.

n. That girl is such a buttmonkey.

by tyresha girl July 5, 2007

Badmoneyslim

The real life Persona of Edward McCann, made Popular by Tony Schiavone and Conrad Thompson.

Even Badmoneyslim didn't think he was over until his googlability was brought to his attention.

by @Badmoneyslim March 8, 2020

buttmonkey queen

Somone who has a lot of "buttmonkeys" that try to copy him and thinks that the buttmonkey queen is all powerful super being that must be worshiped.

Buttmonkey queen: Hi all
Buttmonkey1: Ohh my gosh i love your new jacket you made... MAKE ME ONE TOO PLEEEZE!!
Buttmonkey queen: No.
Buttmonkey 2: ohh my gosh he issocooli want to be him.
Buttmonkey queen: No.
<this can continue endlessely with various topics>

by Lance Gates July 7, 2004

Barmonkey

A person that prepares and serves alcoholic beverages in restaurants, bars or nightclubs.

Where do you work now?

Oh, I'm a newly qualified barmonkey.

by thursdayschild August 11, 2010

bigmonkeyfan700

stupid twitter user who is actually somewhat hot

Jon Arbuckle: “wow its bigmonkeyfan700 on twitter!”

by penisman7000 November 9, 2020

badonkey

awesome, cool, synonymous for "badass"

Pronunciation: "buhh-donkey"

"Chuck Norris is a badonkey"
"That new car is so badonkey"
"Your website is badonkey"

by Betsy Pickett December 10, 2008